id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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