I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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