it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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