I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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