i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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