Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
