seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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