Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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