Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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