let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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