I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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