North Korea, Best Korea!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
