Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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