if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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