am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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