I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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