My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I need water and some morals
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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