The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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