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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
send nudes
from the living room?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
