yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
How external is "for external use only"?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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