Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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