DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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