is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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