i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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