but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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