quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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