I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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