Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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