When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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