Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
