I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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