so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
where are you?
Hypothermia
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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