is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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