She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
