I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
