How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize