Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So many bounce houses so little time
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just high enough for therapy.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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