I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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