I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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