Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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