That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
two words...techno handjob
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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