He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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