Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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