He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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