Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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