he puts the penis in happiness.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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