I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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