This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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