If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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