I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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