just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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