Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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