3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
This is my gift to your gina
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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