hell yes lets make some ravioli
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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